• Mrs. Walters

    The Goblin Gathering

    A gentle tugging on my T-shirt interrupts my computer game play. “Good Lady.” Molly, my goblin housekeeper, looks up at me with her large, beautiful brown eyes. “Good Lady, would you mind terribly, if we had a few dear friends to visit this weekend? We’ve been wandering homeless for many…

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    Mrs. Walters and the Big “C”

    I apologize for not posting to my blog in several months. I’ve been focused on a real life problem and I doubt Mrs. Walters’ spell weaving can help this. With her track record, do I want her to try? Yes, the insurance company did bribe me to have a wellness…

  • Mrs. Walters

    Mrs. Walters New Grandchild

    Buzzt! Buzzt! I grab the vibrating smartphone from my desk. I’m supposed to be working on my book. I’m really playing computer games. Glancing at the caller’s name, I realize it’s my youngest daughter Lynn. She’s about to have my much wanted grandchild. “Hey Sweetheart. What’s up?” “The baby’s coming!…

  • Mrs. Walters

    Mrs. Walters and the Colonoscopy

    “Mrs. Walters? Mrs. Mariah Walters?” It’s one of those computer generated voices on the phone. “Yeeeeees?” “I need to verify that I’m talking to the correct person. Please state your birthdate after the beep.” Oh foo it’s the Medicare Advantage people. Turn 65, sign up for Medicare and get a…

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    Apologies – Mrs. Walters Has a New Grandson

    My apologies for not posting sooner. My daughter Lynn gifted me with an adorable grandson. There is nothing cuter than a massive diaper with two little legs hanging out! He’s so precious and likes to sleep on people like me, his Oma. I’ve been helping her out and I forgot how much laundry…

  • Lex the Gargoyle

    A Valentine Rescue

    The snow is crispy and crunches when I hop on it to my guard station. I take my duty of watching over Mrs. Walters very seriously. She rescued me from that tacky lawn art place. All those concrete creatures with no life staring at me all day, made me feel…

  • Mrs. Walters

    Mrs. Walters, a Sick Individual

    There is nothing funny about being sick. My sinuses are clogged. My ears are blocked. My nose is running and I’m coughing up what I don’t know. I just feel blah all over. The covers settle over my head as I try for pass out or sleep, whichever comes first.…

  • Mrs. Walters

    Getting Ready for Christmas at Mrs. Walters

    After the uproar over last year’s Christmas letter, I Mrs. Walters have decided to keep this year fairly quiet. I’m just putting up outdoor decorations for the neighbor children because what’s Christmas without them! When my children were little we would drive around marveling at all the wonderful displays. It…

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    Mrs. Walters’ Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving was a very busy time for me. This is the holiday I insist the children come home. The house has to be cleaned and magic proofed (or not). Food has to be purchased and carted in. Bedding washed and returned to the beds. Lex has to be scrubbed clean as well…